I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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