OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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