5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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