:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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