ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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