there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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