Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Randomize
