so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
