i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My life is pants optional.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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