I wish i was in the wii world.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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