I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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