Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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