Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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