the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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