why didn't you poke me back
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
you never un-have a 4some
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