Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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