The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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