u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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