i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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