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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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