On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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