i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
