Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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