Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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