I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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