Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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