also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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