I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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