Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
