Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize