This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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