i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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