she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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