I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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