omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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