Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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