the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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