windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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