he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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