I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
