I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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