My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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