I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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