I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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