So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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