At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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