covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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