the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
