Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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