I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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