i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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