If i come over, it means nothing
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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