I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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