He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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